Lemon

If life hands you lemons, hide your hands.

The object of War

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
--George Patton--

Greener Grass

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Until you're on the other side of the fence.

Question

Question: If a product takes you sixty minutes into the future in one hour.
What are you doing?

Ouch*!

Just woke up 42 mins ago, now my head feels like a piece of splitting firewood.
Whole body is aching rite now. Dunnoe why though.

Anyway, something painful happened yesterday. I was going to hang up the sabre mask on the window grill in the club house when another mask fell onto me. It was ok if the mask fell and hit on my body or on my legs. BUT, of all places it chose to hit my teeth. My front right tooth. *Ouch* Kinda painful though. But it went away afterwards. Was worried that my tooth went out of line. Then it hit me that sumthing's gonna happen to my teeth pretty soon.....

Quotes

Never lie, steal, cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

If this seems familiar, yeah, i took it from a movie.

Letters and Alphabets

Many people I know keep mixing up letters and alphabets. Now let's see how good is your understanding of the English language. If you got an A for your English, you better ace this.

How many alphabets are there in the English language?

If you said 26, I'm really upset.
There's 26 letters in the English alphabet. There is only 1 alphabet in the English language.

How in the world did you even get an A for your English???
Just joking.... and pls correct this mistake the next time you hear it, for sake of English.

Quotes

Why is your desk so tidy? Have you been slacking off the job? Go make it messy!
And you, where is your desk so messy, are you trying to act busy?!

Bad Day

Hmm... Bad Day.. reminds me of the song sang by Daniel Powter...

But anyway, I had a really bad day today. Woke up very late today. Was rushing here and there. And I tried to find my notes and I could'nt find it!! To be particular, it was my lipids notes. I was like grumbling and mumbling to myself on my way to school. damn i lost my lipids notes... damn i lost my lipid notes... Damn i lost my LIPIDS....

when i reached the lt. Teh was already there. Damn was she early.. it wasn't like her to be early. Just my luck, she went through the questions on lipids.. so i had to just sit down there and look at the screen.(which was rather far and the words were small)


to be contined... to tired..

DHMO

http://www.dhmo.org/

DMHO is Dihydrogen Monoxide.

DHMO is terrifying and widespread.

• Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
• Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
• Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
• Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
• Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
• Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
• Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
• Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
• Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly
  

So why haven't u heard abt DHMO b4???

Historically, the dangers of DHMO, for the most part, have been considered minor and manageable. While the more significant dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are currently addressed by a number of agencies including FDA, FEMA and CDC, public awareness of the real and daily dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide is lower than some think it should be.

Critics of government often cite the fact that many politicians and others in public office do not consider Dihydrogen Monoxide to be a "politically beneficial" cause to get behind, and so the public suffers from a lack of reliable information on just what DHMO is and why they should be concerned.

Part of the blame lies with the public and society at large. Many do not take the time to understand Dihydrogen Monoxide, and what it means to their lives and the lives of their families.

What are the dangers of DHMO?

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

• Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
• Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
• Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
• DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
• Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
• Contributes to soil erosion.
• Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
• Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
• Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
• Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere.
• Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

Maizy day

Today was one crazy practical...

In the morning, I had to do CBio practical in the morning.. sumthing to do with Mendellian Genetics...

It was nuts, I had to go select a wrapped poisoned maize and count its kernels. Purple, Yellow, Wrinkled, Smooth. 600 kernels +++.... couldn't Mission Control just send someone to go count them for me??? And speaking of purple.. some weren't even purple... they were BLACK..(Shan.. i noe wad u r going to say when u read tis)...

And guess wad i had for soup during dinner.... MAIZE SOUP!... yucks.. couldn't even stand the sight of maizes.. but still.. i drank it..

Signing off.... MS 3

Blogger Noob...

Hi all... always wanted to blog but was always too lazy too move my fingers..
Well... better late that never....

Signing off.... MS 3